(old) Tales from the Backseat

So every now and then the kiddo's do something that just, well puts a smile on your face. What wondering little blessing these kids are. And while not in the car, its just as cute a story.

(as told by J)

E1 came over while i was typing and said there was a spider on his shoe in the bucket, i was like "oh really, that's nice honey, go get your shoes so we can put them on". typing typing and E1 gets the shoe and brings it to the kitchen and says he has to get the scissors for the spider and he picks up the shoe and shows it to me from the kitchen, at that point I am like, that is weird, scissors for a tiny spider??, so i try and convince him he doesn't need them, but he gets them anyways and sticks it in the shoe and says, "there he is". At that point, i am thinking i should probably investigate before he cuts the shoe, so I walk over there and there is a grinormous spider on the side of E2's elmo shoe bigger than a quarter! Holy sh*t! and there is E1 trying to stab him with the scissors. He was big enough that the scissors would have made an effective weapon actually. But i opted for a newspaper ad and knocked him off the shoe and stepped on him under the add. WE had to get a paper towel and clean up after there were guts everywhere!

Peace