Tale of the Dueling Fingerprints

*** UPDATE **** Oh for Pete's Sake! I tried to do a give away and the FBI clearances arrived before I could publish this post! Not to mention on 3/21 we got our USCIS fingerprint appointment so the FBI fingerprints won. Will have to try another give away soon. Maybe this time I will post a picture of the giveaway item to encourage more comments!
Stardate: Jan. 26, 2011, time 0 seven hundred hours
Captain’s Log: Sealed envelope containing most computerized scan of 10 digits sent via Priority red container through these United States of Postal Systems marked “HIGH SECURITY” for elusive “No Arrest Record” correspondence from said Bureau of Investigations for which Country that is not spelled with a “u” has requested.
Stardate: March 2, 2011
Captain’s Log: Largest acrobatic offspring takes part in celebration of certain milestone, 6 yrs in the making and shares edible fluffy bake good with crew mates much to their delight. New crew member, arriving for the celebration from land of many potatoes appears to be leaking fluids (note Trans-former reference) and should be docked near emergency exit. I-800A paperwork has been processed through crew chief and has received final approval for departure via transportation vessel Fe.d-Ex.
Stardate: March 14, 2011
Captain’s Log: Confirmed receipt of I-800A via transportation vessel. Additional engagement for 10 digit recording appointment TBD. Captain notes passage of 6 weeks since first 10 digit record sent to Bureau and projects additional 2-4 weeks before receipt of elusive letter stating “No Arrest Record”. Additionally, based on significant analysis of past data, Captain predicts additional 4 weeks until I-800A appointment which should prove to be ample time to heal self inflected stab wound on opposable thumb resulting from physics defying puncture by adjacent broken nail plate that in turn “bled like a mother” during transport of nuggets to Starfleet training class. Captain announces friendly wager with other commanders.

Will the Bureau letter arrive before or after I-800A FP appointment? Leave your guess in the comments with your e-mail. Correct guesses will be entered into THE FIRST GIVEWAY EVER AT TRIFORHOPE (HINT, giveaway is a pair of shiny ear thingies!!!!!!!)